Keep in mind...the mistletoe affects different people differently but it doesn't seem to care whether you're around a girl or a guy or a...whatever, or whether you were trying to have a perfectly ordinary conversation and now will not be able to look several other residents of the city in the face EVER AGAIN.

From what I've been hearing from people who have been here a while, this kind of thing happens surprisingly often. But I wouldn't say the mistletoe is alien...