Sure I'll do that. And I do want to respond to what Captain Hammer said. First of all, he's a moron and he hates me and he represents everything that is wrong with society, so you shouldn't listen to what he says. As for the sabotage, there was this stupid Superhero Memorial Bridge dedication--and those superheroes, especially Captain Tool, totally did not deserve a bridge named after them. So I decided to interrupt the ceremony and test out my newest creation...
And I think today's the day To discuss the Freeze Ray Which I think might be the way That we could stop the clock
The clock itself would be fine But as for the time It would be stopped on a dime And just in that one spot
See, the clock doesn't respond well to attacks but if I used my Freeze Ray maybe that wouldn't trigger the defenses, since it would just stop the clock working and not damage it. And maybe the curses would stop. The problem is that the Freeze Ray needs Wonderflonium to work, and I can't find any, so I either need to find some, or radically rework the design, or maybe I could even synthesize some if I...
Anyway, the theft was of some Wonderflonium, which I needed to use for my original Freeze Ray. I couldn't get it any other way and besides, I was putting the Wonderflonium to much better use than anyone else would have. The general public has no idea how to harness it's most interesting properties. So anyway, yes, I'm totally a villain in my world and Captain Hammer is my nemesis, but I've never made any big secret of that, so I hope it's not going to be a problem. I'm not stealing from the company or anything.
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Date: 2009-04-30 03:37 am (UTC)And I think today's the day
To discuss the Freeze Ray
Which I think might be the way
That we could stop the clock
The clock itself would be fine
But as for the time
It would be stopped on a dime
And just in that one spot
See, the clock doesn't respond well to attacks but if I used my Freeze Ray maybe that wouldn't trigger the defenses, since it would just stop the clock working and not damage it. And maybe the curses would stop. The problem is that the Freeze Ray needs Wonderflonium to work, and I can't find any, so I either need to find some, or radically rework the design, or maybe I could even synthesize some if I...
Anyway, the theft was of some Wonderflonium, which I needed to use for my original Freeze Ray. I couldn't get it any other way and besides, I was putting the Wonderflonium to much better use than anyone else would have. The general public has no idea how to harness it's most interesting properties. So anyway, yes, I'm totally a villain in my world and Captain Hammer is my nemesis, but I've never made any big secret of that, so I hope it's not going to be a problem. I'm not stealing from the company or anything.