horrible_phd: (phone)
[Voice]

Well, that's a little ominous-looking.  I feel like Eeyore.  Anyway, is there a postal service here?  Or someone running a messenger service?  I know everyone just communicates by Network and it's not like the city is that big, but in certain circumstances...yeah, anyway, let me know.

[ooc: He's trying to find a way to anonymously return McCoy's hypospray and tricorder (he feels bad, stealing from a hospital, sick people might need that, and anyway he's finished playing with the tricorder).  He sees no reason to return the other things he stole, but Captain Hammer will be getting those back.  B/k I will stick a log up shortly, expect backdating.   Setsuna-mun, feel free to assume that the gun is returned by Monday, even if how hasn't been established yet.  (Same goes for others who were robbed, but they are on hiatus T_T.)  This is a good place for accusations, yelling at him, etc.]

#32: FML

Jun. 9th, 2009 12:57 pm
horrible_phd: (frog king)
[Video//Public//Same attempts to disguise the Network ID as being Billy not Dr. Horrible as last time]

[Yes, it's a talking frog.  In a crown.]

Today, I realized I'd been in the City for six months.  I did not realize there was a curse.  I also accidentally pissed off a wicked witch, and now I'm a frog.

Look, whoever you are, I'm sorry I didn't see you there and knocked you over.  It was an accident.  Turn me back.  Now.

[ETA//Still video]

I didn't mean to sound so demanding either.  Please turn me back?  It would be really awesome if you did.

[ooc: link not ic.  He's stuck in the Grimm version of the story, so kisses will not actually help (his princess needs to throw him against a wall), but your character is free to try.  Action replies are a go--he's sitting in the square in a flowerbed.

As for the ETA, see conversation with Dawn below.]


horrible_phd: (barney red tie)
I woke up this morning and suddenly realized I didn't have any decent clothes.  So naturally, I had to go out to buy a suit, I mean, I couldn't be going around looking completely ridiculous.  I mean, let's be honest here, normally I'm a total loser.

Still, I don't remember much from the last curse, but the important thing is that the people have spoken: I am much hotter than Captain Hammer.  But you know, he's not such a bad guy.  I mean, yeah, you can tell by his symbol the man is clearly overcompensating for something, but I don't consider him my enemy at all.

What's there to do for fun around here?  I just realized I have no idea.

[ooc: It's Opposite Day.  Basically, Billy has turned into Barney Stinson.  Not quite, but close enough to justify my used of Barney icons.  He's not evil but he's pretty obnoxious--though he will be less so if he's trying to get into your pants.  He's also still injured, so he'll probably stay out of trouble.  I have a dentist appointment now and contra dancing tonight so I don't know how much I'll be able to tag, but Will is going to stick around for tomorrow.]
horrible_phd: (fingers crossed)
I'm not sure I actually want to know, but did anyone find any pictures of me?

Expandcut for many, many pictures )


horrible_phd: (evil laugh)
[Voice]

 If you're wondering what happened to Karrin Murphy...
 
I did.
 
I kidnapped her, and then I killed her, and I'm using the pieces for my zombie cyborg army which will soon rise to kill you all.  
 
Mwahahahahahaha.
 
[ooc:  False confessions time.  Karrin's been out of the City for a while now, but Captain Hammer is convinced Dr. Horrible is to blame.]
horrible_phd: (grin)
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

[ooc: I know, I know, I'm supposed to be on hiatus.  But how was I supposed to pass this one up?]
horrible_phd: (watching)
If there's a blonde princess or maybe just someone who was a princess during the curse a few days ago, I'm very sorry about the whole trying to tie you to the train tracks thing.  I mean, I couldn't really help it, but still, sorry.  Also, I think everything I was trying to say yesterday came out as Latin.  I don't actually speak Latin, but I don't think I was trying to say anything important, so, oh well.  As curses go not bad.  I feel totally normal today, which is nice.

I can't believe it's only like a week until Valentine's Day.  It figures the first time I actually have a girlfriend, I'm stuck here without her.  Of course, when I get home I'll have plenty of time to plan ahead.  I wonder if Penny would want to go to that vegetarian Indian place, or if I should think of something fancier.  That is, if she hasn't broken up with me by then.  Man, I need to get home.

Oh, hey, thinking of Penny reminded me--this place should have a welcome center, maybe near the fountain.  There could be a really be sign and there'd be guides available, and someone would be there in person to help explain things.  And maybe coffee and some food.  I think it would be especially good now, considering people are showing up wet and cold and could use a place to get warm immediately.  I dunno, just a thought.  I'm not as good at organizing these kinds of things as she is.

[ooc: Road Not Taken.  Have a Billy who chose to talk to Penny rather than worry about the van.  They became friends and soon started dating, and Penny found out about the Dr. Horrible thing.  She eventually forgave him but made him promise not to join anything with "evil" in the name.  He's still a scientist, but he gave up being Dr. Horrible to keep Penny out of danger and to devote more time to being with her and helping the Caring Hands Homeless Shelter get enough signatures, something they're still having problems with.  He remembers having met or spoken with everyone here, but probably remembers the content of their interactions as being rather different.]
horrible_phd: (nph snl drag)
I finally visited the Underground.  Very cool.  Lots of things to buy.  Someone even tried to sell me fake Wonderflonium--attention scammer: the part where you started bouncing it?  That was the thing that tipped me off.  Everyone knows you don't bounce Wonderflonium. 

But whatever it was, it was veeeeerrrrrrrry bouncy, so I bought some anyway.

[Filtered to whoever saw the werewolf thing//Unhackable]

Um, false alarm.  Forget I ever said anything.

[/Filter]

[ooc: Yes, he is affected.  You know how amnesia is a consequence of refusing the deity's requests?  He's forgotten he wasn't female yesterday and, um, hasn't noticed his clothes are all wrong.  Billy being Billy (or Billie) that's probably just as well.  Good timing, SNL--but, uh, feel free to pretend he looks actually female and not just like Neil Patrick Harris in a bad wig.]
horrible_phd: (eyebrows)
Seriously, what's going on?  First a duck, now a guinea pig.  Except, I seem to have recovered already, because when I wanted to change back I just...did.  It was kind of gross-looking.  Which is weird for a curse.

Who the heck turns into a guinea pig? 

Expand[Filtered to Emma//Unhackable] )

Expand[Private//Unhackable] )

Expand[ooc] )
horrible_phd: (aaah)
[Voice Post]
[Indented italics are sung, otherwise spoken.]

It's New Year's eve, time to make some resolutions
As if this could present me with the solutions
To the problems plaguing me, here in the city
Or back in L.A
--
 
As if!

Here I go, anyway:

Number one I swear to keep on trying
To get back home and see him dying--
I mean lying--
Lying in defeat!
Lying at my feet!

No!  I mean...he does a lot of lying and I will expose all these terrible lies for what they are, especially to her.  This is what I mean, nothing more than that, heh.

Number two is go to the underground

To buy some stuff and look around
Which ties in nice to number three
Spend more time on villainy--
That is, my hobby--

Which is, uh, knitting.  I mean science!  Knitting scientifically.  Or something.

But maybe I should try moving on as number four
I could show up with flowers at her door


Not that I know where she lives or anything, because it's not like I've been following her or anything stalker-y like that.  Anyway, gotta keep focused.  Girl back home and all that.

And I resolve as the the fifth and final thing
To make text posts so I can't accidentally sing.
horrible_phd: (wah)
[Accidental Voice Post]

Don't--

[a long pause and coughing]

Penny! Penny?

Penny, hold on. Oh, no. Oh, no no no no no.  Hold on, I'll...

Penny?  Penny?  Penny.

Expandooc )
horrible_phd: (doogie smile)
[Video Post]

[A teenage boy is shown, looking rather small for his age, which is 16.  He is wearing a lab coat that is clearly too long, and looking slightly confused.]

Expand[Image] )

[The boy says the following to the camera.]

Uh, hi.  I'm not really sure what's going on here, and at first I thought I was dreaming, but now I don't know.  Anyway, I know that this is the City and I live here for now...and maybe there was a party last night?  I also know how to work this thing, I think, so you can see me.  I really like computers. 

Anyway, there are a lot of children today and most of you sound kind of lost, even though I'm pretty sure some of you belong here.  Right now I'm in the lobby of Building 11 with some snacks I found in the fridge so if you want you can come by here, or call me if you need help.  I don't babysit much, but I have a couple of younger cousins. 

[ooc:  Well, Billy is very protective of children.  The curse muddled his thinking somehow, so he has vague memories of the city and his adult life and he kind of knows who people are, but has trouble focusing on it.  He probably won't remember much of this tomorrow.

I'm so excited that I got to use Doogie Howser pictures!  He even has a widdle lab coat, d'awwww.  Action for anyone who needs babysitting/wishes to gawk at bitty!horrible.]


horrible_phd: (red labcoat)
It looks like everyone's okay, even those who were dead.  Does anything that happens in this city have actual consequences?

Anyways, I'm looking forward to getting back to my lab--working from home isn't really an option.  And I guess I should pick up some new toothpaste while I'm out.  All I can taste is peppermint.

[[ooc: I'll be slow to respond, but Dr. Horrible is out walking the streets.  Feel free to assume your character licked him.]]

horrible_phd: (human contact)
[Accidental Voice Post]

[muttering]

No, no, can't go there.  Plants there.  Bad plants.  Pull yourself together, Billy buddy.  It's just a curse--everything will be fine just avoid the Mistletoe.  Aaaaahh!! There it is, go the other way.  Think of Penny, avoid plants, no puckering up.  Is that my phone?

Oh, damn, is this thing on?

[BEEEEEEEP]

[ooc: I wasn't going to post again so soon, but everyone should have the opportunity to further traumatize kiss Dr. Horrible if they so wish.  Or, attempt to calm him down.  But that's not as much fun.  Why so crazed?  This.  Feel free to actionspam or reply to post.]

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