#35: Does it count as foreshadowing if something always goes wrong?

[horrible_phd]

[Voice]

Well, that's a little ominous-looking.  I feel like Eeyore.  Anyway, is there a postal service here?  Or someone running a messenger service?  I know everyone just communicates by Network and it's not like the city is that big, but in certain circumstances...yeah, anyway, let me know.

[ooc: He's trying to find a way to anonymously return McCoy's hypospray and tricorder (he feels bad, stealing from a hospital, sick people might need that, and anyway he's finished playing with the tricorder).  He sees no reason to return the other things he stole, but Captain Hammer will be getting those back.  B/k I will stick a log up shortly, expect backdating.   Setsuna-mun, feel free to assume that the gun is returned by Monday, even if how hasn't been established yet.  (Same goes for others who were robbed, but they are on hiatus T_T.)  This is a good place for accusations, yelling at him, etc.]

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[absinthe-eyed.livejournal.com]

I need to talk to you.

Please.

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

Why not have the assistant I assigned to you make the deliveries?

Speaking of which, how are they working out? Well I hope?

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah him. Where did I leave him? I should write these things down.

Not bad, I guess. Though, I don't think he understands my ideas at all no matter how many times I try to explain.

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

Okay. About what?

[absinthe-eyed.livejournal.com]

In your thirtieth network entry, you made something that looks similar to a substance found at the scene of a recent burglary.

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, I make a lot of things. Let me go look that up.

Aha, right, I blew up my lab. Well, just a little. And you say that pink sparkly goop was found at the scene of a crime.

[absinthe-eyed.livejournal.com]

What things do you make?

Yes, it was. If you have any of it left, I'd like to obtain a sample, please.

Do you know how it might have found its way to a crime scene?

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

That sounds like But it's Dr. Horrible, and Billy?

Don't you have... minions, or something? Henchpersons?

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[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

Oh, tons and tons of cool inventions. I'm going to stop time.

I've given several people samples so far. I could easily send a sample to you. Well, once I figure out where my assistant is.

Like I said, I gave away several samples so far. Or maybe it just bounced over. It's very very bouncy. Bouncy bouncy bouncy. Yes

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[absinthe-eyed.livejournal.com]

You can't stop time.

I would appreciate that. I'm at the forensics laboratory.

Do you have an interest in futuristic technology?

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

Why now, Penny? Such bad timing. Damn it damn it damn it.

Oh, yeah. I totally do. I just sort of forgot about him, he must be around here somewhere--Hope he didn't get stuck in the elevator.

So. New commenter, huh? Because I do not recognize you at all and have no idea who you are.

Smooth. She's not suspicious at ALL. :3

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

You misplaced your minion?

I hope you don't. I recognize you.

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[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

I can too. Not everywhere at once, but a little bit. I'm really, really close to doing it.

Yeah, I recognize you from--never mind.

Well, I am a genius, so everything I make is well ahead of its time.

[ooc: He's actually going to sent Justin the sample by way of npc henchcourier for the hell of it. If he's not really careful when opening the package, well...

he is ttly suave bby

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

Only a little bit. I just texted him though, he should probably show up soon.

Oh, really? From the Network?

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

No--I mean, yes, but from LA, too. You were on the television sometimes, and on the last page in the newspaper.

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

You've misplaced your assistant? Is he still in the City?

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

Stupid last page.

Yes, of course, my exploits were all over television. I was about to get into the Evil League of Evil and everything.

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he's around, he's coming by. I just forgot I sent him to look for supridium crystals. Apparently he's been looking for days with no luck.

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[absinthe-eyed.livejournal.com]

Couldn't stopping time have unfortunate repercussions?

So you wouldn't need to steal advanced medical equipment or guns.

[ooc: Okay. >.>; He'll be careful. And wear a haz-mat suit.

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't say all over so much as... on occasionally, right after the traffic report and before the first birthdays.

Why do you want to be in that?

all entries for Solomon today are voice DX *failed to specify*

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

Oh! I see, I see~

Supridium? I'd kind of like to see that myself....

[ooc: Solomon is unable to type due to injuries, and is in bed drugged up, and bored.]

voice;

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

No, see, I worked out all the equations really carefully and it's possible to to do it to just one person at a time without messing up anything else.

Actually no, I probably didn--wouldn't need to steal anything like that at all.

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[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

Well, I'll be sure to show you if I ever find any, which is looking less and less likely.

[ooc: If you want to assume at some point that Solomon calls up the assistant, he's been sent to the hospital with a package addressed to Dr. McCoy, no return address, and a tightly sealed vial of goo addressed to the Justin at he forensics department. And the assistant may have noticed being sent on difficult errands around the time of each robbery, seen Dr. Horrible with wads of hair, etc.]

voice;

[absinthe-eyed.livejournal.com]

Why would you need to freeze a single person in time?

You probably didn't steal anything like that?

voice;

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

Oh. Right. Well, at least I got on.

Well, I'd have access to so much more resources that way. And everyone would have to take me seriously and the Henchman's Union would give me better rates and--

There's nothing here quite like that, anyway. And I think ARTEMIS is better because it's all about research and not quite as hard to get into. Not that I was having trouble getting into the ELE.