#22: Zombie cyborgs are totally the next big thing

[horrible_phd]

[Voice]

 If you're wondering what happened to Karrin Murphy...

 

I did.

 

I kidnapped her, and then I killed her, and I'm using the pieces for my zombie cyborg army which will soon rise to kill you all.  

 

Mwahahahahahaha.

 

[ooc:  False confessions time.  Karrin's been out of the City for a while now, but Captain Hammer is convinced Dr. Horrible is to blame.]

Comments

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

You. Did. WHAT?!

[OOC: Ohhhhh, this does not bode well for our hero.]

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

I couldn't decide between a robot army or hordes of the undead, so I decided to combine the two.

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

You kidnapped and killed that poor girl?!

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

She was a cop or something and she got in my way.

Also, I am secretly a dragon and I think you would taste good with barbecue sauce.

[necromerchant.livejournal.com]

Did you keep the brain?

1/3?

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

You can't just kill someone because she g--

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

Of course I kept the brain!

Now is the time when I miss her facepalm icon.

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

3/3

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

You're cursed, is what you are.

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

I'm not cursed, I'm green and as large as a house and breathe fire.

But in secret.

[necromerchant.livejournal.com]

Well, if you run out of uses for it I'd be happy to take it off your hands.

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

Do you also have three heads, in secret?

[prodigalvampire]

You should have chosen better organic fodder, sir. Karrin Murphy was hardly sufficient.

[8percentchance.livejournal.com]

You-How could--Look, I don't even know who she is but...what the fuck is wrong with you?! Jesus tapdancing Christ!

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

[obliviomancy.livejournal.com]

What kind of laugh is that?

[ibrokehistory]

[somekindofsin.livejournal.com]

You absolutely did not.

Robotic zombies wouldn't be all that sensible, either. It's simpler to either build a robot or reanimate body; combining the two is--

This isn't something that warrants discussion.

[discessum.livejournal.com]

[king-coffee.livejournal.com]

Dyma cellwair , dde?

[ooc: Cursed into only speaking Welsh! He said 'You're joking, right?']

[itachi-kunoichi.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE HELL?!

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

What would you suggest?

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with me? I have cancer! And tuberculosis! And three heads!

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

I did not kiss Fox Mulder.

[ooc: This is also false.]

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

An evil laugh!

Also, I am secretly the one who actually sparkles.