#22: Zombie cyborgs are totally the next big thing

[horrible_phd]

[Voice]

 If you're wondering what happened to Karrin Murphy...

 

I did.

 

I kidnapped her, and then I killed her, and I'm using the pieces for my zombie cyborg army which will soon rise to kill you all.  

 

Mwahahahahahaha.

 

[ooc:  False confessions time.  Karrin's been out of the City for a while now, but Captain Hammer is convinced Dr. Horrible is to blame.]

Comments

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with me? I have cancer! And tuberculosis! And three heads!

[8percentchance.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, then maybe one of your two extra heads would get the bright idea not to fucking kill anyone.

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

Well, I am bringing her back to life. Sort of.

[8percentchance.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, and pretending to be Frankenstein over this? Yeah, that's really not helping your case. Because my first thoughts when meeting a girl is to kill her and use her for experiments, obviously.

Hello? Does that sound normal to you? Goddamn, I swear, if you aren't making this shit up, I am going to bring. The. Hammer. Down. Just go, walk away, okay, because when I figure out where the fuck you are, you are up shit creek without a goddamn paddle, my friend.

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

Speaking of hammers, I am madly in love with Captain Hammer.

[8percentchance.livejournal.com]

Congratulations on your big, gay wedding. I guess you'd be the one in the dress, right?

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

No, because I am a nudist.

[8percentchance.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, have fun corrupting little children with wedding photos, or whatever gets you off. Don't answer that.