Brand New Day

Oh, look what I found!

Unfortunately, you're not wearing a dress.

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What? What did you find?

I have definitely never worn a dress. Not even during the sex-change curse.

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I'll be perfectly honest and admit that I envy you. Women must be damned uncomfortable

I believe Captain... whichever tool he was is dangling you from your underpants in one. Did that happen often? In public?

You look rather normal in the other. There's a young lady talking to you--I'm almost certain you've mentioned a young lady before.

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No. Okay, yes.

Penny? ~~It has to be.~~ I'd...like to have that one.

Edited Date: 2009-03-25 03:52 am (UTC)

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...Is that (http://pics.livejournal.com/horrible_phd/pic/0000ars7/s320x240) Captain Hammer holding you up against that wall?

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Yes. ~~I was~~ ~~He was~~ ~~There was~~

It was an epic battle.

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...your life sucks, doesn't it?

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~~That doesn't look like an epic battle~~

...Did you do something to deserve such violence?

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...yeah, kind of. But things are totally going to turn around soon!

What did you find? ~~Please not the wedgie.~~

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I don't fully understand him. Do you know if he has a history of mental illness?

Is it? It's a good memory, then? I'm at the laboratory, if you're about. I could leave it in the lobby if you'd rather.

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Let's just say you must've been black and blue quite a bit.

And I'm glad. You going to stand up against him?

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Um, that would depend on exactly which time it was and what it is that you would consider deserving of violence. I might have just been walking by.

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Luckily I don't bruise easily.

Well, standing up to him is what usually leads to all this in the first place. But I'm going to stand more effectively in the future. Though I've kind of been avoiding him since he arrived here...

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I'm pretty sure extreme narcissism does qualify as a diagnosable mental disorder. But a lot of people are under the impression that he's as awesome as he thinks he is, so I don't know what's wrong with them. But what's there to understand? He's just a big strong idiot.

I guess the memory is bittersweet. I mean, things were going really nice for a bit, but he showed up and ruined everything. But I'd still like to have it. I'm in the laboratory too, I'll meet you--in the lobby. Stupid elevator.

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Why would he attack you if you were just walking by?!

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Because he doesn't like me very much. And he always thinks I'm up to something, even when I'm not.

Edited Date: 2009-03-25 05:45 pm (UTC)

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In his case, perhaps, the medical community might make an exception. I've met a fair share of big, strong idiots, and I can honestly say that he outdoes each and every one of them.

Ah... terribly sorry to hear that.

Right! I'll be down in a moment. Eventually, we'll find a way to get around whatever causes the elevator to behave as it does.

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Honestly, I don't know which of you to listen to anymore.

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What has he been saying?

Edited Date: 2009-03-25 08:30 pm (UTC)

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Aside from myself that one time, how many people have you kidnapped before?

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No one! I thought the whole Karrin Murphy thing got cleared up. It's totally not my style.

And, um, wrong?

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Well, he seems to think you do things like that rather regularly, back in your own world. ~~Even though I'm really not so sure about it, myself...~~

Of course it's wrong!

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Well, if you want to study him, go ahead. ~~Maybe someday I can bring you his brain in a jar.~~ Let me know if you figure out what makes him so particularly big of an idiot. (Maybe it's tied in with the superstrength?)

Ok, I'll see you there.

[ooc: up for action if you want, though assuming works too.]

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I'm a criminal back in my world, I admit that. I pulled off a wildly successful heist in order to obtain some Wonderflonium. But I never...no one's gotten hurt from anything I've done. ~~Though I would've liked to have hurt Captain Hammer~~.

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