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#1: In which a new device is attempted
Dec. 7th, 2008 06:30 pm[Voice Post]
Dr. Horrible here with a quick update. So...my attempts to convert my Stun Ray to a Death Ray are not going as well as I'd hoped. Not to worry, though, I still have my old Trans-Matter Ray. Look--those bars really were in bar form when they got here. No, I still haven't figured out why disintegrated gold smells like cumin and I don't really care. Anyway, I've been doing some tinkering and I think I can transform it into a Trans-Matter Portal.
Dr. Horrible here with a quick update. So...my attempts to convert my Stun Ray to a Death Ray are not going as well as I'd hoped. Not to worry, though, I still have my old Trans-Matter Ray. Look--those bars really were in bar form when they got here. No, I still haven't figured out why disintegrated gold smells like cumin and I don't really care. Anyway, I've been doing some tinkering and I think I can transform it into a Trans-Matter Portal.
It's just like the old version, except that instead of transporting objects from one place to another, it sends a person--actually I'm not sure where it sends a person, but I'm hoping for into the heart of the sun. Why am I doing this, you may well ask. So that Captain Hammer will BURN1!111!!!!11
[*sings*]
[*sings*]
Burn, burn, burn
Melt that hammer into bits
In the heart of the sun
I think the punishment fits
Drown, drown, drown
At the bottom of the sea
Get eaten by a giant squid
That is what his fate will be
Freeze, freeze, freeze
In the empty depths of space
Suffocate in the vacuum
Man I hate that guy's face
Ugh. There goes my phone again. It's Moist. Sorry buddy, I'm too busy working and I really can't stop now. You understand how it is. Anyway, back to the Trans-Matter Portal. I'd say I'm about halfway there. And you know what, it doesn't really matter where he ends up as long as it is far away from here, far away from...her. And when I get my ELE membership and reveal my true self, everything will be perfect.
[OOC: Hey all! I'm excited to finally be a part of Poly. Billy is not yet in the city so IC comments on this post wouldn't make sense--give me a bit to get my act together, I are eljay rp n00b.]
[OOC: Hey all! I'm excited to finally be a part of Poly. Billy is not yet in the city so IC comments on this post wouldn't make sense--give me a bit to get my act together, I are eljay rp n00b.]
